Random notes to myself I recently found:

1.  Kidney beans can go straight to hell. They should not pass go or collect $200 because their money will be no good in hell.

2.  Hairless dog armpits

3.  Found out why GF bread doesn't toast

4.  You look stupid here.

5.  Nobody wants this? Oh people.

6.  Seems you like it all!

7.  Teaching a robot how to do the robot.

Here's what I remember about these notes:

1.  I really really hate kidney beans and people put them in shit where they do not belong (like anywhere outside a dumpster). I assume yet again someone put kidney beans in something I wanted to eat, rendering it inedible.

2.  I had plans on writing about my dog's hairless armpits. I even had pictures of them but I deleted them because she was very angry when she heard about my plans. She was all:

3. I did find out why gluten-free bread doesn't toast but I don't remember the reason now. I guess I should have written that down. It had something to do with science.

4.  I don't know what I was talking about here but that phrase could be the caption of 99% of photos of myself so I'll just imagine that's what it was about.

5.  No idea but I think I'm going to start saying, "Oh people," in a disappointed, world-weary way.

6.  No clue.

7.  I think this was a dream I had.

Labels: hairless dog armpits, kidney beans can GTFO, the robot