I used to lust for Paul Walker until I realised he was deformed:
I did not realise Paul Walker's career was at such a low point that his contract now required him to photoshop his own movie posters.

Totally unrelated to Paul Walker, but I distinctly remember inventing this:
except in my invention the wheels of individual cars could lift up so you could drive over other cars in bad traffic situations. But it's basically like the same exact thing as this. I would link you to the post where I wrote about this IF I COULD ONLY BUT FIND IT. But I cannot. Yes I will be suing the Chinese government at some point over this.

Do you think anyone would notice if I wore this at work? I really want to wear this at work. I really need to wear this at work.
Happy Friday!

Labels: bootlegger, BTW Paul Walker is deformed, Chinese government stole my idea